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HQ · Massapequa
Massapequa, NY 11758
☎ (631) 769-2623
Hours: 7am to "whenever the guys get here"
No walk-ins. Hailey's busy.
From the Queens line to the Lighthouse.
Proudly Long Island Based
HQ: Massapequa, NY. Specifically the owner's garage.
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The Fleet
Two vans, one ladder-ish object, and whatever bagel place is closest to your house.
Van #2 has a mismatched door. Don't worry about it.
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Travel Policy
Jobs past Exit 63 on the LIE add one day, because the guys will stop at a farm stand. The Southern State adds two, emotionally.
We do not go into the city. The BQE incident is not discussed.
Nassau County
- Massapequa
- Hicksville
- Levittown
- Garden City
- Freeport
- Long Beach
- Merrick
- Bellmore
- Oceanside
- Syosset
- Mineola
- Valley Stream
- Glen Cove
- Wantagh
- Seaford
- Plainview
Suffolk County
- Babylon
- Bay Shore
- Islip
- Huntington
- Smithtown
- Patchogue
- Ronkonkoma
- Port Jefferson
- Commack
- Riverhead
- Lindenhurst
- Deer Park
- Sayville
- Stony Brook
- Montauk (summer only)
- Southampton (surge pricing)
Tap your town for an honest ETA.
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