Everything the big guys do.

HVAC Services

Plus several things they legally would not.

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AC Repair

When the central air quits in the middle of a heat wave, you need someone to show up, find the failure, and fix it. We do all three, in that order, eventually.

If you can name the part that failed, the repair is free. Spoiler: it's a capacitor. Or a pump. You don't know.

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AC Installation

A new central air system is a big purchase, and the sizing matters more than the brand. We do a proper load calculation, then four guys carry a very heavy box past your good furniture.

The nice salesman measures your house. You will never see the nice salesman again.

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Furnace Repair

Gas and oil furnaces fail at the worst time: the first real cold snap. We troubleshoot ignition, airflow and safety controls and get the heat back on.

At least one tech will arrive with a horrific injury, bandaged by a coworker who has seen much worse.

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Boiler Repair & Service

A lot of older Long Island houses run on hot water or steam boilers with baseboard or cast-iron radiators. They last decades if someone actually services them.

Circulator? Zone valve? If you can tell us what this is, we'll do the whole job free. (It's a pump.)

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Heat Pumps

A heat pump moves heat instead of burning fuel, so it can cool in summer and heat in winter. Modern cold-climate models keep working well below freezing, which matters out here.

It heats AND cools. Our guys still won't be able to tell you which mode it's in.

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Ductless Mini-Splits

Mini-splits are wall- or ceiling-mounted heads connected to an outdoor unit by a small line set. They're ideal where there's no ductwork: older homes, additions, finished garages and sunrooms.

Every room gets its own remote. Our crew will lose all of them by day two.

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Duct Cleaning & Sealing

Ducts collect dust, debris and occasionally a dead mouse. Cleaning and sealing them can improve airflow and stop you from paying to air-condition your crawl space.

We'll remove decades of dust and replace it with cigarette ash and laughter.

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Indoor Air Quality

Filtration, humidity control and ventilation make a home more comfortable and can help with dust and allergens. Long Island summers are humid and winters are dry, so humidity is half the battle.

We'll improve your air quality right after this cigarette.

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Maintenance Plans

A spring AC tune-up and a fall heating tune-up catch small problems before they become no-heat calls. It's the boring stuff that keeps systems running for years.

Twice a year, the guys come back. They remember you. They remember everything.

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Emergency HVAC Service

No heat in January, no AC with someone vulnerable in the house, a gas smell, or water pouring from the air handler: those can't wait.

24/7 service. Somebody's girlfriend will also be awake, and outside.

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Uh-oh. Critical error?

We'll tell you from the beginning: this whole process is going to be a nightmare.

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